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have u thought about investin in some thigh high stockings
ure dresses & skirts r kinda long
but if u always havin to adjust ur tights thatd draw the eye, u know what im sayin
even if u got a weird fixation on hiding the angle of the dangle

ps u liked the blue one better

ok 1) did you skip your medication again 2) are you questioning my fashion choices?? really?? ps. what the fuck youre talking about, asshole?

fuck u im unmedicated
fuck u comma or full stop. side note: im unmedicated
not questionin just saying
i got somethin else 4 u.
a gift.
were comin up on v day u know
u got v day where u come from?

oh well. shouldnt you be medicated then?? a whole new question.

oh yeah we do. what you got me chocolate? how cute but if you want me to your valentine you better take me on proper date, charmer

aight.

[he doesn't fight her on that one, for one reason or another.

great reasons, surely. perfectly good awesome fine -- reasons.]

u free on vday night
or the night b4
when will ur beard let u go

[Way to break the mood there. If he's still watching J somewhere behind the bush or whatever he'll notice that the amused smile drops from her face and turns into more sour. Her lips are pressed into a tight line and her eyes are filled with annoyance.

Sure, she had put up with his comments and jokes about her body and gender before but it's different this time. Back then she had been high and they were both stuck and paralyzed in some stupid house in caves. Right now she doesn't need to put up with this, especially if this is his way to ask her out.]

you know what forget it. something just came up.

[noooo kavinsky frowns from the bushes (or probably car) that he's hiding in. what the fuck was that? he was being good.

well, for a given quantity of 'good.']

what
hey what the fuck is up man im jus sayin i know u got some other main squeeze
husband
boyfriend
whatever
3's a crowd
i only go where im welcome

[patently untrue. but that's his story.]

the hell? who youre talking about? and how has any of that have to do with anything you just said?

im talkin about ur beard, man. you know, cuz u in the closet
not sure exactly if > teh closet is the right word for what u got goin on
mjust assumin u got a fake husband or whoever, man
not trying 2 wrekc the fuckin home

[for once

this declaration of lack of malicious intent is actually true!]

[There's another pause. J's browns knit into tighter frown as she tries to piece things together, find the link between these random words. Beard, closet, husband, homewrecker.]

you really lost me im not sure if your high or making fun out of me. if both never call me again. so uou want to take me out?

yeah im gonna take u out
& mayb explain to u this thing called slang

[winner winner chicken dinner.]

gimme ur new address

fuck you i know lot of slang. :cccc region five, residence 15. its a freaking mansion so you can't miss it also you better show up in limousine now

limousines r fucking slow, woman
european supercar
u pick the color

[negotiation is appropriate for valentine's day, right?]

white but the only supercar i know is cadillac. and if id care about speed i would go for someone else

white fuckin caddy it is
has any1 ever told u ure kind of > difficult

[not that he's one to talk.]

sundown

i'm not difficult for knowing what i like. idiot. arent you building this up. but sure. you can drive to the yard but dont do anything silly as honking but also, show up clean. clothes and nose.

if u stand me up

[this honestly seems like a setup for a good punking. or standing-up.]

im gonna eat this caviar all by myself
& come up wit 20 beard jokes that aint metaphors for shit
if ure tellin me to lay off the coke u can just tell me 2 lay off the coke
i wont but ill pt some decongestant up my nose or some shit
only 4 u sweetheart

what you got nervous all of the sudden?? donr worry i wont break your tiny heart if youll be good wow, dont i just feel special now

u should, baby.
cocaine is one of teh most addictive substances in the world
i dont give it up 4 nothin.
c u soon sweetheart

[and he does]

Edited (moving us to log) 2017-02-17 06:15 (UTC)

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