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[gentlemenpreferblondes]

Books? Really?

[Wow, that is unexpected. She's not exactly a reader-type.]

What kind of books are they? Are you sure they're mine?

[beautifulspaceraptor]

The title says 'Fifty Shades of Grey' and the summary describes it as an erotic novel of sorts?

[gentlemenpreferblondes]

[Oh.

Now she's just laughing out loud.]

Erotic novel? Ha, that's priceless. Did you read them?

[beautifulspaceraptor]

Mmmmmmmaaaaybeeeee.

I might have read. A lot of it.

[He doesn't sound too guilty about it though.]

[gentlemenpreferblondes]

Oh. So they were that good? Did you learn any new tricks from them?

[beautifulspaceraptor]

Spirits, no, it was awful. I mean there's riveting lines like, 'Don’t you like the butt drawer?' and lots of mentions of someone's inner goddess doing jarringly out of place things that don't fit in with the scene.

I enjoyed it though, and if you like badly written erotica, I think you will too.

[gentlemenpreferblondes]

[Pfffft.]

Oh dear. That happens when you let a virgin write sex scenes.

I'm not big fan of reading, let alone harlequins. You can keep them or give them away to library.